Hahaha… there are more on that site but I just picked the ones I like… =P

White and nerdy pick up lines | Monkeychapps.com

  • Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
  • Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
  • If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes
  • I less than three you.
  • What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

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